Is the Zombie Apocalypse Here?


Has the dreaded “Zombie Apocalypse” arrived?

Here is the tweet you don’t want to get, but this happened last night at the Institute for Genomic Biology in Urbana Illinois.

Vague. and then….

UPDATE 9:28am: @IlliniAlert reports that everything is OK: “The hazardous materials release at the Institute of Genomic Biology has been mitigated and is no longer a threat. IGB will be open tomorrow.”

Since the tweet, it’s been reported that a shelf collapsed on a man which splashed chemicals on him….he’s okay….I guess.

http://io9.com/5913889/zombie-fans-this-is-the-most-ominous-real+life-tweet-youll-ever-read

Hope all is okay,  I’ve been a little spooked since I heard about all of those FEMA coffins headed towards Chicago.

Strange list of events from around the United States:

5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation: Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport
http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/terminal-2-evacuated-at-fort-lauderdale-airport-in-hazmat-scare

5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester
http://www.mysuburbanlife.com/westchester/newsnow/x639948018/Police-Man-bites-woman-in-Westchester

5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident
http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

5/23: Man Bites Cousin’s Nose Off
http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Man-Bites-Cousins-Nose-Off-153100125.html

5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash
http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/24/2815003/second-broward-school-reports.html

5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School
http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

5/25: ‘Disoriented’ passenger subdued on flight in Miami
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/25/passenger-restrained-on-flight-to-miami-arrested/

5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police  (The cop shot him once after he’d ordered him to step away but the guy growled with a mouthful of flesh and kept eating.  The officer then had to shoot another 5 or so times to kill him!)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html

5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest
http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-doctor-spits-blood-troopers-face-dui-arrest/story?id=16436402

5/27: Georgia contractor bites Lowe’s employees, resists arrest
http://columbus.wtvm.com/news/crime/54763-contractor-bites-lowes-employees-resists-arrest

But it’s okay, the Department of Homeland Security has purchased 450 million hollow point bullets and bullet proof toll booths (to protect themselves of course).

I guess it’s just a few cases of excited delirium mixed with mass hysteria.

http://www.exciteddelirium.org/index.html

http://www.cdc.gov/phpr/zombies.htm

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5 Comments

  1. Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face 😀

    just had to say that 🙂

  2. […] Is the Zombie Apocalypse Here? (wastingtheendtimes.wordpress.com) […]

  3. Holy crap! I have a PLAN to stop the zombie apocalypse — you can read about it here: http://rubberchickensociety.wordpress.com/2012/05/29/zombie-attack-rcs-develops-master-plan-to-save-the-human-race/. After reading your articl, though, I may have to rething.


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