These days you can’t turn on the t.v., browse the web, read the paper (do people still do that), leave the house or drink a glass of water without the word “conspiracy” finding its way to you. I don’t know how I found this generator, but you simply fill in the blanks and hit enter and you get a conspiracy. It’s mildly entertaining.
http://www.alchemica.co.uk/conspire/discover.html
theory
“Why can’t anyone see that chuck norris is being watched by Costa Rica? It’s all so that NSA, hidden in a secret HQ near akron, ohio can poison the ocean. After that, Costa Rica will give everyone ebola when the disorder caused by NSA reaches a peak. The only thing we can do is let a stray dog put together a militia to stop them.”
Try it out, it’s fast and stupid.
wastingtheendtimes 